Archive for June, 2009
oh lord…
It has come to my attention that my mom is reading my blog. Which means there’s only one way to solve this.
We’re going to have a frank discussion about sex.
You see, when a man loves a woman very much they ok are the new people gone yet?
Three things.
1) I had been operating under the impression [...]
I’ll miracle your berries…
For those of you not in the know, there are these things in the world called “Miracle Fruit“. They are little red berries that, when eaten, do something very strange to your sense of taste. Essentially what happens is they block your tongues ability to detect sour flavors, and this ability has recently resulted in much hype.
People [...]
job interview…
Looks like I have a job interview on Monday. I’ve reached the point with my job applications where I just don’t really care anymore, since I never hear back from anyone anyway. This was the cover letter I sent:
Man, I think this is the third time I’ve seen this position posted, and now the third [...]