Archive for the 'blog' Category

sid’s song…

Posted by MinorFailures on March 22nd, 2010 filed in blog

On my most recent drive back from California, I found myself cooped up in the car for 14 hours, and I think I might have gone a little crazy, because I started writing a song.
During the drive I had been thinking about how almost all of my friends are either about to get married, are [...]

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whiskey toothpaste

Posted by MinorFailures on February 11th, 2010 filed in blog

While browsing the internets this morning, in an effort to keep myself abreast of all the latest comings and goings in our advanced digital society, I stumbled across this gem over at boingboing: an ad for whiskey toothpaste.
Sadly, it doesn’t seem like the kind of product that is still available for sale. However, after a [...]

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so what if i’m not qualified…

Posted by MinorFailures on February 5th, 2010 filed in blog

I’ve been around the block a few times, and I’m pretty sure that I know as much about online dating as anyone else on the planet. And while that might not exactly be true, it is true that I probably know more than your dumb ass.
Which is why I’ve decided to start sharing some of [...]

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i will survive…

Posted by MinorFailures on January 19th, 2010 filed in blog, cover letters

I’m counting this as a cover letter.
I noticed yesterday that Survivor was holding online video auditions, and I figured, “what the hell”. Though, as it turns out, you are actually auditioning for a chance to win the one slot they are giving away online to then go to LA, where they will then have the [...]

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alone…

Posted by MinorFailures on January 19th, 2010 filed in blog

I’ve posted this before elsewhere, but here is a short film written and directed by Brett Smith that I did a bunch of steadicam work on last year (as well as being the guy who was brave enough to dangle his $3000 camera out of a moving car while driving at 60mph).

Alone from Brett on [...]

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guess who’s back…

Posted by MinorFailures on January 18th, 2010 filed in blog, cover letters

Man, nothing like a failed attempt to start a webcomic to make you lose interest in your blog for about a year.
Anyway, to catch people up to speed, I’ve been unemployed for a year now, and I’d like to say that the search is starting to get dire, but, to be honest, my benefits keep [...]

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oh lord…

Posted by MinorFailures on June 18th, 2009 filed in blog

It has come to my attention that my mom is reading my blog. Which means there’s only one way to solve this.
We’re going to have a frank discussion about sex.
You see, when a man loves a woman very much they ok are the new people gone yet?
Three things.
1) I had been operating under the impression [...]

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I’ll miracle your berries…

Posted by MinorFailures on June 9th, 2009 filed in blog

For those of you not in the know, there are these things in the world called “Miracle Fruit“. They are little red berries that, when eaten, do something very strange to your sense of taste. Essentially what happens is they block your tongues ability to detect sour flavors, and this ability has recently resulted in much hype.
People [...]

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job interview…

Posted by MinorFailures on June 4th, 2009 filed in blog, cover letters

Looks like I have a job interview on Monday. I’ve reached the point with my job applications where I just don’t really care anymore, since I never hear back from anyone anyway. This was the cover letter I sent:
Man, I think this is the third time I’ve seen this position posted, and now the third [...]

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WTF I HAVE A BLOG???!?!

Posted by MinorFailures on May 21st, 2009 filed in blog

Uhhhh… Yeah. 
So, webcomic? Probably dead. I tried. Problem is, I really don’t enjoy drawing. It’s hard and I’m lazy. 
Instead, I’ve been working on my projects for school. It looks like we’ll be doing our “premiere” on the 27th of June, in a proper theater and everything, along with the documentary track. Everyone is invited, and [...]

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